averypottermormon:

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

i’m going to hell for laughing at this so hard

averypottermormon:

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

i’m going to hell for laughing at this so hard

sasstiel-sassbutt:

#accurate

jaimiedrawsthings:

i have chosen to live in a world where will never called jack and he and chilton became bitter hannibal-hating roommates 

jaimiedrawsthings:

i have chosen to live in a world where will never called jack and he and chilton became bitter hannibal-hating roommates 

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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clrama:

*puts teeth between metaphor* its a cigarette

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be


rebellion has never been so cute 

rebellion has never been so cute